I decided to let them light some candles and knock boots out of empathy.
Read MoreSo many of my literary and pop culture references are useless in this context. I find it a challenge, since we largely communicate through deconstruction and collage in the 21st Century.
Read MoreI am positively gleeful to know that while everyone else is barbecuing tomorrow, I will be listening to my writing playlist and hashing this beast out.
Read MoreI was not right the moment my alarm went off, and not just because of the existential crisis brought about each morning my iPhone screams at me.
Read MoreIf I think of a tweak, an improvement, a mistake I can correct, why would I force myself to ignore it? That’s straight silliness.
Read MoreI found some diagrams that were on Pinterest, which meant I needed a fucking Pinterest. This rolled into looking at hot dudes on Pinterest for inspiration for a hot dude character, which was time well-spent as far as I’m concerned. Looking at men is a bit of a strength of mine.
Read MoreBut the horse must come before the cart. And making that horse move was a goddamn slog today.
Read MoreVery well. I will give him his space. I will let him make his mistakes. No fucking dragons, though!
Read MoreYou people that use fine point pens: you know that we’re onto you, right? We are aware you are small animal murderers, every one of you.
Read MoreMy previous attempts at novels have all had an A and a Z with nothing in between. Not so much as an LMNOP. I meandered. I despaired. I turned to unenthusiastic and too-frequent masturbation.
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